Button on the cargo pants wins. I have a swollen and scraped up eye. I would say a black eye but it’s more red and purple than it is black.
The Story. One of my bosses (I have 3 or 4, no joke) wanted me to show him a brazilian Jiu-Jitsu take [...]
Cargo pants Vs. My eyelid
Quotable quotes
I try to keep a nice quiver of quotable quotes on hand at all times in case I am called upon to say something entertaining. Last night I added one to my repertoire. The quote comes from the newest version of the film/musical “Hairspray”. I nearly became incontinent upon hearing it….without [...]
AWWWW
My amazing family. Jessi my awesome wife and Ryan and Reece the two best boys a dad could ask for!
Yikes!
Well yesterday’s post “Be unreasonable…..maybe” generated much philosophical debate. BORING! I was having an anxiety attack reading all the posts. In the name of free speech and fairness I approved all comments. It was my own fault I guess, that will be the last post without a jovial lighthearted feel that [...]
be unreasonable…..maybe.
I am torn between two attitudes.
Background: I saw a church sign on the way to Pa Pa and Ma Ma’s house on Thanksgiving day. It read:
” Reason is the enemy of faith.”
I was ticked. I thought aloud and I was like, “great now this church has told their entire community that [...]
Confessions of an ER patient.
CAUTION, this blog is rated R.
Unfortunately I had to take my poor spouse to the emergency room Saturday morning at 4:30am due to an untimely stomach virus. I too was ill but certainly not to the extent of my wife’s illness. Much to our dismay we were triaged in a public room [...]
Carolina Jump Candle.
This lull in blogging caused by the holiday has truly had me in distress. I have had so much I need to expose on the web. Firstly, the 11-18-07 message on generosity brought by Brother J.R. Lee at Freedom Church in Acworth, GA (get it on iTunes as a podcast) contains great encouragement [...]
Hey Uncle…..dad?!
Ah it must be a hard thing to grow up thinking your Charismatic mega-church pastoring biological father is you uncle. Then to find out in your mid 30’s that he got it on with your mom after brainwashing your “dad” in the 70’s. Sounds like a sketchy romance novel in the magazine aisle [...]
sheesh! (bachelor spoiler; proceed with caution TiVo users)
Brad, the bachelor this season is definitely homosexual. I am not homophobic but I am just making an observation. On last nights finale he canned both of the remaining chicks and left himself sitting on a platform looking like a dummy, a big, gay dummy who wasn’t all that upset because he was [...]
