I have let this blog slip into obscurity! No witless satire or humorless observations! I may resume.
Since I last posted regularly I have painted, procreated, and began two quests.
What have I done?!
My facebook status
Currently it reads as follows:
“Zachary says, David Cook is a massive tool. A real no-talent hack.”
….Hello lampost
What ya knowin’?
I’ve come to watch your flowers growing.
Ain’t ya got no rhymes for me?
Do do do do do feelin’ groovy.
We have serious issues!
The USA has about 5 % of the world’s population but we have a whopping 25% of the worlds prison population! The worst part is that we have no reduced crime rate compared with other western nations. That is a major problem ladies and gents and a prison/nanny state fascist propagandizing regime is nothing close [...]
Just one….
If you could only go to one website for the rest of time which one would you pick? Some of you may have to think long and hard but I know instantly which website I would pick.
www.gethuman.com
This site tells you how to call companies and corporations without having to listen to a freakin’ robot woman [...]
Santa makeover part 2
Santa is mid way to completion. I’ll probably work on him a few more days so that he is barely recognizable.
Santa is getting a makeover
If you are faint of heart or if you really love santa then you may be upset with me. I don’t like how santa fraud steals the holiday spirit w/ material impulse buys so I’m giving him a make over. I’m blacking him out, covering him up and building a cage around him. I’m not [...]
SAVE TONS OF MONEY!!
How would you like to save a crap-ton of money? Well you can. This is for all you who pay power bills. If you still live at home do your mom a favor and do this anyway.
Step one: Get crazy pumped b/c you are about to save a lot of money.
Step two: Unplug everything in [...]
Colloidal Silver
does anyone have any or have a CS generator I could borrow? I’ll supply the silver. If you are my friend and you know what I’m talking about then you just got 10 cool points.
Songs that were stolen #1
No one is safe anymore.
Love Song by Sara Bareilles was better when it was written by Foreigner and called “Cold as Ice”
