Weird day

I went to FC Men’s Bible study.
I had breakfast at Cracker Barrel and an Edward Norton Clone bought me pancakes, His name was Mark and he is a cool guy.
I got a check for 100.00 given to me by someone I admire.
I went to the gym which is a significant achievement.
I had to leave lunch [...]

Day 2

Day 2 of no job and boy could I get used to this!  All I did yesterday was hang out with friends and family and go to hobby lobby.  I feel bad for my former co-workers b/c while they still have a job they got doused w/ news and speeches that would’ve made me quit [...]

Cool kids

I want to give a public blog shout out to two cool kids, they are the Regan Sisters, Maddi and Kelsianne! They voted me into the top 5 coolest white guys on earth club. Now we all know that being white automatically disadvantages you to being the coolest person alive so they made [...]

These are the people I work with

You will soon understand my plight…..

J.C. and J.S. doin’ what they do.

March Gayness

I hate college sports. Unless Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu becomes a college sport I will always hate all college sports except for academic bowl. Due to the fact that I know nothing about basketball and do not watch much T.V. I will probably have the sweetest brackets. My co-worker said that my BYU over [...]

New Competition!

Me and a co-worker are having a weekly competition.  Here is how it goes.
We each buy a crappy item at goodwill then sell it on eBay to see who can make the most profit!
It’s a 3 day auction so get your bids in early!!
here is my item.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110233693652&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=001

horrible church sign

Saw this today in the great state of GA on my way into the gym this morning.
“Why not take advantage of the leap year and jump into church!”
I want to throw up.
The next one I saw was not quite so bad.  It was actually on the reverse of the same sign.
“Throwing dirt causes you to [...]

New hero

This guy just became my new hero…in record time.

AAAAHHHHHHRRRRGGGHHH

So my pastor bought 357 cans of deodorant for an illustration at our church Sunday.  I was so grateful that I got to snag one for personal use.  It was the last one left after all the others had been picked through.  It was BRUT! !    I found out today why it was last picked.  [...]

Cussin’ Preachers!

Ok children, this is rated R for graphic language.  Here is a preacher who has definitely maintained a limited vocabulary b/c during his sermon every other word is a curse.  I read a comment on the vid’s youtube page that said this man was institutionalized and I could believe it.  Again, I warn you,  MASSIVE [...]