I went to FC Men’s Bible study.
I had breakfast at Cracker Barrel and an Edward Norton Clone bought me pancakes, His name was Mark and he is a cool guy.
I got a check for 100.00 given to me by someone I admire.
I went to the gym which is a significant achievement.
I had to leave lunch [...]
May 28, 2008
Categories: Art, church, family, humor, movies, total crap . Tags: edward norton . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 1 Comment
Day 2 of no job and boy could I get used to this! All I did yesterday was hang out with friends and family and go to hobby lobby. I feel bad for my former co-workers b/c while they still have a job they got doused w/ news and speeches that would’ve made me quit [...]
May 1, 2008
Categories: family, humor . Tags: jobless . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 1 Comment
I want to give a public blog shout out to two cool kids, they are the Regan Sisters, Maddi and Kelsianne! They voted me into the top 5 coolest white guys on earth club. Now we all know that being white automatically disadvantages you to being the coolest person alive so they made [...]
April 8, 2008
Categories: humor . . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 2 Comments
You will soon understand my plight…..
J.C. and J.S. doin’ what they do.
March 24, 2008
Categories: humor . . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 1 Comment
I hate college sports. Unless Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu becomes a college sport I will always hate all college sports except for academic bowl. Due to the fact that I know nothing about basketball and do not watch much T.V. I will probably have the sweetest brackets. My co-worker said that my BYU over [...]
March 18, 2008
Categories: humor . Tags: March madness . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 5 Comments
Me and a co-worker are having a weekly competition. Here is how it goes.
We each buy a crappy item at goodwill then sell it on eBay to see who can make the most profit!
It’s a 3 day auction so get your bids in early!!
here is my item.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110233693652&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=001
March 14, 2008
Categories: humor . Tags: eBay . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 3 Comments
Saw this today in the great state of GA on my way into the gym this morning.
“Why not take advantage of the leap year and jump into church!”
I want to throw up.
The next one I saw was not quite so bad. It was actually on the reverse of the same sign.
“Throwing dirt causes you to [...]
February 29, 2008
Categories: humor . Tags: Church sign . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 1 Comment
This guy just became my new hero…in record time.
February 5, 2008
Categories: humor . Tags: skateboard . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 1 Comment
So my pastor bought 357 cans of deodorant for an illustration at our church Sunday. I was so grateful that I got to snag one for personal use. It was the last one left after all the others had been picked through. It was BRUT! ! I found out today why it was last picked. [...]
February 1, 2008
Categories: humor . . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 1 Comment
Ok children, this is rated R for graphic language. Here is a preacher who has definitely maintained a limited vocabulary b/c during his sermon every other word is a curse. I read a comment on the vid’s youtube page that said this man was institutionalized and I could believe it. Again, I warn you, MASSIVE [...]
January 28, 2008
Categories: church, conspiracy, humor . Tags: church . Author: Zachary Brown . Comments: 3 Comments